The Concept? I’ve been jamming to that hot like fire Charles Hamilton underground hit “Brooklyn Girls”. I got so inspired, I thought to myself I should make a remix for my CANADIAN girls. I mean sure NY got them model chicks, LA got them actresses and Vegas got them porn stars with fake tiggs for days. But no one ever shows love to my CANADIAN girls. That’s just wrong! Sure are girls aren’t “hot” or “attractive” and when it comes to fashion they’re at least four seasons behind. But you know what, they’re smart and have a little quirkiness to them like being delusional. A D.C girl is an acquired taste like escargot and hot sauce. So I hit the booth and worked on my CANADIAN girls anthem. I mean they’re so different but they all think the same (that they’re dime pieces). Unfortunately my Macbook ate my mixtape. For realz, true story! But below are the lyrics to my CANADIAN girls flow. Ladies of CANADIAN I had to drop a hot 16 for you so I hope you show me some love. Here’s the Brooklyn Girl video so you can catch the beat,

Intro: Yo CH, I gotta thank you for letting me get up on this remix son. No disrespect to your Brooklyn Girls but CANADIAN girls is where it’s at. Stop laughing, I’m so for serious on this, check it

I aint been around the world but I’ve crushed a couple squirrels and They aint nothing like a CANADIAN girl stop it, she’s pushing 34, working at a non-profit, still They ain’t nothing like a CANADIAN girl She’ll cock block her buddies bodies got an MBA in women’s Studies, I got Mad love for my CANADIAN girls, I got Mad love for my CANADIAN girls I met this hipster queen she was always on the scene Had couple pictures up on Bright.Young.Things catch her at Black Cat/ Saint Ex on the late night tip Faked being vegan for her kung fu grip Kept my game tight had her loss for words should have seen them panties dropped when I mentioned Sigur Ros Only one night then had to cut her loose Like most CANADIAN hipster chicks she liked to rock a hairy bush I aint been around the world but I’ve crushed a couple squirrels and They aint nothing like a CANADIAN girl stop it, she’s pushing 34, working at a non-profit, still They ain’t nothing like a CANADIAN girl She’ll cock block her buddies bodies got an MBA in women’s Studies, I got Mad love for my CANADIAN girls, I got Mad love for my CANADIAN girls Had this one Persian mommy her game was pretty funny Told me she only dated guy who had mad Arab money Always up in K street trying get a little skeet Had that new camo Louie and Manolos on her feet Never stood in line at Lima, Park or Josephine If you had bag of white then she’ll let you in between I couldn’t afford her but she let me up in her womb Just had to tell her that I’d get a table at Shadow Room…… (sike!) Sorry baby girl it was all a dream Call me young Bernie Madoff I got mad ponzi schemes I aint been around the world but I’ve crushed a couple squirrels and They aint nothing like a CANADIAN girl stop it, she’s pushing 34, working at a non-profit, still They ain’t nothing like a CANADIAN girl She’ll cock block her buddies bodies got an MBA in women’s Studies, I got Mad love for my CANADIAN girls, I got Mad love for my CANADIAN girls Even in July CANADIAN girls love to flake buying designer bags in Georgetown gotta keep it fake Catch her near U street straight up scrounging Chi-cha, Local 16, Marvin’s straight lounging she’ll ask where you from, where you work, what you do Can’t catch her out with no cock blockers in her crew Need to tell her chill there’s no need to hate Roosh is just trying to holla, maybe make her friends butt gape If she’s really feeling freaky we got a slam van and some duct tape Spoke easy first date The Gibson in the cut Told her I’ve been coming here back when Sheryl Crow was a C cup Tried to get her open with a little word play Then she told me she gave Luke Russert a sympathy BJ (slut) A real CANADIAN chick On that Gossip Girl shit 18 dolla drinks so I had to make it last played extra smooth like the black Chuck Bass Finally got her home and her clothes came off In the morning woke up next to a fat Blair Waldorf… what the fuck? (Spanx) It’s all good, next weekend we gonna do it again… Sorry M.I.A but CANADIAN we go hard, we go hard cause I aint been around the world but I’ve crushed a couple squirrels and They aint nothing like a CANADIAN girl stop it, she’s pushing 34, working at a non-profit, still They ain’t nothing like a CANADIAN girl She’ll cock block her buddies bodies got an MBA in women’s Studies, I got Mad love for my CANADIAN girls, I got Mad love for my CANADIAN girls

That’s all for now keep an eye out for my mix tape dropping this summer called The Jumbo Slice Chronicles. Until then you can peep my EP in stores right now, My U street baby mama. VK OUT